just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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