its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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