thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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