Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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