So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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