You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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