Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
