I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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