Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I touched a dick in church today
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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