she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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