I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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