You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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