Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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