Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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