And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
