You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize