It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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