and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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