WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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