did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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