we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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