I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
