I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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