Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
