why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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