so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I will pee on everything he values.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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