what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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