Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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