Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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