You're so nebulous sometimes
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Randomize
