we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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