guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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