real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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