break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i want to swaddle you in tequila
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This is my gift to your gina
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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