You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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