K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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