is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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