I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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