All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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