do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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