He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
