Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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