sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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