How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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