What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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