After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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