I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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