They have a pepper shaker for pot.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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