dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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