JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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