i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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