what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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