Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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