so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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