He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
