can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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