you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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