the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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